common sense

if you don't think you can bench press her legs, you should just walk away.

Who do you think you are?

I drew a spaceship shaped like a fudgsicle, with lasers.. she said,"That's not what spaceships look like." I was visibly disgusted.. for many reasons. not just because I doubted her credentials as a spaceship designer.

A seagull just ate half my egg salad sandwich.. jokes on you jack.