Saturday, March 27, 2010

Rude

Worrying about the past is like wearing ankle weights dancing. You think it's making you stronger, but really it's making you slow. Also, it is not fashionable. If anything, you should be wearing wrist weights, because there is nothing more aggravating than people who swing their arms around ridiculously at night clubs. Not only do you look foolish, but you are taking up more than your share of the dancefloor, and scaring the hell out of very tall men.

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